i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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