Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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