at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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