How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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