You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Randomize
