"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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