return my video game
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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