Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
farters have to be the big spoon...
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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