My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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