He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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