piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think your dad took our porno
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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