can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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