My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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