Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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