I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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