are you so shy because you have an std?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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