In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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