Whoa Z and x make the same sound
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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