Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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