remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Small penises have feelings too.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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