did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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