she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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