i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
you never un-have a 4some
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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