Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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