But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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