lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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