please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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