So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I love having hate sex.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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