This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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