Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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