Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
3 2 1 whiskey
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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