your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
i barfeds in our rink
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
our cab driver is having phone sex.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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