I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
