I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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