is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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