So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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