I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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