Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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