Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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