...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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