Soap is not a condiment
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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