i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I want to fling myself into the sun
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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