New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
