guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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