dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
A bitchslap is in order.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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