I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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