whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i woke up with my moms heels on underneath your couch cushions
you want 1 or 2 eggos?
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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