The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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