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(206): View more from Washington

Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.

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(513): View more from Ohio

ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME

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(651): View more from Minnesota

i turned job hunting into a drinking game..

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(210): View more from Texas

Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.

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(514): View more from Quebec

What happened to chicks over dicks?

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That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again

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