im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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