And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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