Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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