Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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