What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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