Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
ttyl tear gas
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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