Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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