so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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