It's Friday. Sex?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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